Dumnart is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sapient grasshopper.

Dumnart created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumnart, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dumnart, it will think nothing of it.

Dumnart's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dumnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dumnart's priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.