Bopliddubnart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured penguin.

Bopliddubnart created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopliddubnart, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bopliddubnart, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bopliddubnart's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bopliddubnart's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Bopliddubnart on top of important buildings.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about special relativity.