Fatnanraw is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless spider.

Fatnanraw created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatnanraw, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatnanraw, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fatnanraw's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fatnanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fatnanraw.

3. You must pray to Fatnanraw five times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Fatnanraw in the centre of the settlement.