Damlunsak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering hydra.

Damlunsak created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damlunsak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damlunsak, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Damlunsak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Damlunsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about dark energy near snakes while wearing indigo dresses and balancing three platinum spheres on your arms.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Damlunsak.