Lab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Lab created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near geese while wearing turquoise hats and balancing four platinum spheres on your feet.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear red clothing.