Stipyikyattmig Talban is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring fairy.

Stipyikyattmig Talban created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipyikyattmig Talban, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stipyikyattmig Talban, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stipyikyattmig Talban's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Stipyikyattmig Talban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.