Lagvennull is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy deer.

Lagvennull created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lagvennull, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lagvennull, it will turn you into a sheep.

Lagvennull's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Lagvennull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.