Betlik Gubrilhasmot Ominflamfub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever tapir.

Betlik Gubrilhasmot Ominflamfub created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betlik Gubrilhasmot Ominflamfub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betlik Gubrilhasmot Ominflamfub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Betlik Gubrilhasmot Ominflamfub's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Betlik Gubrilhasmot Ominflamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never paint your back gray.

5. Do not hurt seals.