Tarpnellap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil gnu.

Tarpnellap created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpnellap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarpnellap, she will cry a lot.

Tarpnellap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tarpnellap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide if six rats approach from the south.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Hide from orange pigs for they are unholy.