Tiggidpas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited cobra.

Tiggidpas created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggidpas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiggidpas, he will turn you into a frog.

Tiggidpas' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tiggidpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tiggidpas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.