Flambetbid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, confident butterfly.

Flambetbid created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flambetbid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flambetbid, it will destroy your home planet.

Flambetbid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flambetbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Put Flambetbid first in all things.

5. Always take life seriously.