Rengublakkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless dryad.

Rengublakkan created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rengublakkan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rengublakkan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rengublakkan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rengublakkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rengublakkan eight times a day.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never wear yellow ear rings.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.