Parkzedfedrapxinvanmig is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, weak
wolf.
Parkzedfedrapxinvanmig created dark matter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Parkzedfedrapxinvanmig, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Parkzedfedrapxinvanmig, she will throw large rocks at you.
Parkzedfedrapxinvanmig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Parkzedfedrapxinvanmig's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured doves.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Parkzedfedrapxinvanmig loves dogs, so they must be respected.
5. Always stare at clouds.