Volgeparn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome dove.

Volgeparn created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Volgeparn, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Volgeparn, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Volgeparn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Volgeparn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shave your head.