Padlakmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful sheep.

Padlakmeg created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padlakmeg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Padlakmeg, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Padlakmeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Padlakmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Padlakmeg's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.