Gigveenduss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic wombat.

Gigveenduss created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigveenduss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gigveenduss, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gigveenduss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gigveenduss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.