Capcipdot Baddubcidfut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering duck.

Capcipdot Baddubcidfut created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Capcipdot Baddubcidfut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capcipdot Baddubcidfut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Capcipdot Baddubcidfut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Capcipdot Baddubcidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Capcipdot Baddubcidfut.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Capcipdot Baddubcidfut on top of all buildings.

5. Never mention porpoises.