Dagciblam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow naga.

Dagciblam created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagciblam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagciblam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dagciblam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dagciblam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing purple scarves and balancing three copper spheres on your face.

2. Dagciblam loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

5. Do not shave your hands.