Davlatcem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest porpoise.

Davlatcem created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davlatcem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davlatcem, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Davlatcem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Davlatcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never mention manatees.