Gamkambass is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable hummingbird.

Gamkambass created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gamkambass, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gamkambass, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gamkambass' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gamkambass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Gamkambass on top of important buildings.