Bossditton is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional octopus.

Bossditton created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossditton, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bossditton, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bossditton's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bossditton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.