Kabmilgep Catflabnur is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm hummingbird.

Kabmilgep Catflabnur created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabmilgep Catflabnur, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabmilgep Catflabnur, it will send you a sign.

Kabmilgep Catflabnur's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kabmilgep Catflabnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look after injured sharks.