Bitdutgid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, duplicitous swallow.

Bitdutgid created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitdutgid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bitdutgid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bitdutgid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bitdutgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of shrews.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.