Komtanfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish gerbil.

Komtanfut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtanfut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Komtanfut, it will throw large rocks at you.

Komtanfut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Komtanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.