Pomcittanwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful wren.

Pomcittanwip created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomcittanwip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pomcittanwip, she will cry a lot.

Pomcittanwip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pomcittanwip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pomcittanwip.

2. Put Pomcittanwip first in all things.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Pomcittanwip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not chop down trees.