Artpigtom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty pigeon.

Artpigtom created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Artpigtom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Artpigtom, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Artpigtom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Artpigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about fire.