Donhabrill is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish dugong.

Donhabrill created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donhabrill, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Donhabrill, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Donhabrill's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Donhabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to gulls while wearing mauve shirts.

2. Do not keep seven ants in a large pit.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.