Kimhasrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust goose.

Kimhasrip created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimhasrip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kimhasrip, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kimhasrip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kimhasrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear shorts.