Sasboprullsom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciless snail.

Sasboprullsom created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasboprullsom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sasboprullsom, it will make you grow a tail.

Sasboprullsom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sasboprullsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.