Bassbapciss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic hyena.

Bassbapciss created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Bassbapciss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bassbapciss, she will manifest in front of you.

Bassbapciss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bassbapciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never feed lemons to otters while wearing stockings.