Wipgodbod is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful deer.

Wipgodbod created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgodbod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipgodbod, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wipgodbod's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wipgodbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing white scarves and balancing five aluminium spheres on your back.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.