Motbonsig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking octopus.

Motbonsig created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motbonsig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motbonsig, he will turn you into a hamster.

Motbonsig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Motbonsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motbonsig.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never write about galaxies.