Sogpakquag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced bee.

Sogpakquag created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogpakquag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sogpakquag, it will turn you into a rat.

Sogpakquag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sogpakquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never skip in the presence of mites.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Do not kill snails.