Rutdobkon is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, intelligent
crow.
Rutdobkon created the planet Venus five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rutdobkon, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rutdobkon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Rutdobkon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Rutdobkon's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never think ill of sick seals.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutdobkon.