Latfligster is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome beaver.

Latfligster created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latfligster, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latfligster, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Latfligster's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Latfligster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about dark matter near manatees while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing six titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing gray dresses.