Tailquillfligyog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered crane.

Tailquillfligyog created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailquillfligyog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tailquillfligyog, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tailquillfligyog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tailquillfligyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed nuts to mites while wearing white coats.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tailquillfligyog on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Tailquillfligyog's name in vain.

5. Never look at stars.