Pasfomsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered bird.

Pasfomsog created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasfomsog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pasfomsog, he will send you a sign.

Pasfomsog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pasfomsog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help mites.

5. You must pray to Pasfomsog six times a day.