Figstafyim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful bat.

Figstafyim created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Figstafyim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Figstafyim, she will be very sad.

Figstafyim's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Figstafyim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four foxes approach from the west.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Figstafyim.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.