Lin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, smart mole.

Lin created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Lin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Always stare at clouds.