Libhakloop is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful monkey.

Libhakloop created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Libhakloop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libhakloop, it will turn you into a rock.

Libhakloop's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Libhakloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never think about dark energy.