Flyominleg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered cat.

Flyominleg created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyominleg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flyominleg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flyominleg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flyominleg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flyominleg.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Hide from cyan horses for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flyominleg.