Mitkoptonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent swan.

Mitkoptonk created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitkoptonk, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitkoptonk, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mitkoptonk's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mitkoptonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mitkoptonk's priests.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitkoptonk.