Rapnibgon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited cow.

Rapnibgon created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapnibgon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rapnibgon, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rapnibgon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rapnibgon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never paint your face indigo.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing brown tights.