Cissdapjat is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, proud
hyena.
Cissdapjat created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cissdapjat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Cissdapjat, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Cissdapjat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Cissdapjat's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.