Lenlidkon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able deer.

Lenlidkon created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenlidkon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lenlidkon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Lenlidkon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Lenlidkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Lenlidkon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Hide from brown mice for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lenlidkon.

5. Never think about black holes.