Flowlundav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful jaguar.

Flowlundav created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flowlundav, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowlundav, she will think nothing of it.

Flowlundav's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flowlundav's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowlundav.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.