Yatdisshub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered snail.

Yatdisshub created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatdisshub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatdisshub, it will be very unhappy.

Yatdisshub's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yatdisshub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Yatdisshub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. You must pray to Yatdisshub seven times a day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.