Zodjincar Dambosscar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional bird.

Zodjincar Dambosscar created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodjincar Dambosscar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodjincar Dambosscar, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zodjincar Dambosscar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zodjincar Dambosscar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Zodjincar Dambosscar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not hurt dogs.