Bugtalhen Narltapbit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering unicorn.

Bugtalhen Narltapbit created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugtalhen Narltapbit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bugtalhen Narltapbit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bugtalhen Narltapbit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bugtalhen Narltapbit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed aubergines to eagles while wearing shoes.