Mutxengom is a god.

She takes the form of a small, egotistical gorilla.

Mutxengom created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Mutxengom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mutxengom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mutxengom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mutxengom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Mutxengom on top of all buildings.