Narcenlog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered salamander.

Narcenlog created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narcenlog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narcenlog, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Narcenlog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Narcenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Run away from yellow grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.