Tabfumcep is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable newt.

Tabfumcep created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Tabfumcep, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabfumcep, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tabfumcep's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tabfumcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tabfumcep on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.