Gundotzub is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying hummingbird.

Gundotzub created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gundotzub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gundotzub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gundotzub's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gundotzub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Always help squirrels.