Yatrularf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil deer.

Yatrularf created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatrularf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yatrularf, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yatrularf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yatrularf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.