Nellbelltom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust fox.

Nellbelltom created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbelltom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellbelltom, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nellbelltom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nellbelltom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. You must pray to Nellbelltom five times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nellbelltom on top of all buildings.