Yoggubyar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty alligator.

Yoggubyar created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoggubyar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoggubyar, she will turn you into a mole.

Yoggubyar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yoggubyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near mites while wearing fawn stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

5. Never paint your chest green.