Gebruttbat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty dugong.

Gebruttbat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebruttbat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gebruttbat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gebruttbat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gebruttbat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed strawberries to dolphins while wearing stockings.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Gebruttbat on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about archaea.