Saszignar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, generous crocodile.

Saszignar created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Saszignar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Saszignar, she will be mildly annoyed.

Saszignar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Saszignar's Holy Commandments

1. Saszignar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat peas.
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