Binvongar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, amazing butterfly.

Binvongar created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binvongar, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binvongar, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Binvongar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Binvongar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
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