Gartagladflowcibstanmit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent lion.

Gartagladflowcibstanmit created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gartagladflowcibstanmit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gartagladflowcibstanmit, she will be very sad.

Gartagladflowcibstanmit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gartagladflowcibstanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.